The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
When I Helped Build The Deck, I Didn't Realize What Mom Expected Us To Use It For.
&Amp;Quot;Is This A Good Spot, Daddy? No One Up On The Patio Can See Us, And I Promise To Be Quiet If You Are.&Amp;Quot;
As Soon As She Filed The Divorce Papers, Mom Rushed To My Office To Spread The Good News.
Easy There Tiger, It's Just Your Brother
Mom And I Hadn't Seen My Cousin In Years. We Were Both Surprised At How Much She'd Grown.
Hidden Behind The Dunes, Mom And I Enjoy A Good Roll In The Sand.
For All Her Flaws, Sometimes, My Sister Is Just About Perfect.
Oh, Son... Did You Really Think I Brought You Out Here For A Jog?
Sis Has A Hard Time Being Serious At The Office.
What, Sis? If You And Your Boyfriend Are Going To Be Freaky On My Couch, I Can Be Too.
Wanna Help Me With These, Brother?
I Didn't Want To Go With Mom On Her Trip But She Kept Giving Me A Few Incentives.
&Amp;Quot;Finally Bro, I've Been Waiting.&Amp;Quot;
Sis And I Wandered Off On The Family Hike To Get More In Tune With Nature
Hurry Up Son, I Told Your Dad I'd Be Gone No Longer Than Ten Minutes.
On Spring Break, My Sister Is The Perfect Wingman.
Mom Wanted To Sunbathe Far Away From My Friends And I, But We Were All Too Curious So We Peeked On The Other Side Of The Beach
Having A Scumbag Sister Of My Own, I Can Tell You They're Underrated.
Mom Couldn't Wait To Show Me What Her And Her Twin Sister Had Planned For My Suprise Birthday Party
Sis Was Too Vain To Deny That The Teddy I Bought Looked Good On Her, So She Agreed To Wear It--But Only If I Promised To Behave. (Fingers Crossed)
The Photographer On The Beach Offered To Sell Us A &Amp;Quot;Honeymoon Shot.&Amp;Quot; But Mom And I Would Have Nowhere To Put It.
They Say, If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It. Well I've Had Plenty Of Dreams About Mom In A Bikini.
Part Of My Daughter’s Wardrobe She Knows She’s Not Allowed To Wear In Public. And That’s Both Our Favorite Part.
Mom Knows How To Get Help With Folding On Laundry Day.
My Sister Has Trouble Finding Bathing Suits That Really Fit Her. But It's Not Much Of An Issue At Our Pool.
When Mom Found Out Dad Was Cheating On Her, She Decided To One Up Him And Cheat With Me
My Sister Was Super Grateful I Brought Her On Vacation.
My Sisters Boyfriend Wanted Anal But She Wanted Some Practice Before She Spent The Weekend At His House
Sis Really Comes Out Of Her Shell On Our Trips To The Lake.
&Amp;Quot;All Things Considered, I Guess I Can Take My Bra Off Around You, Son.&Amp;Quot;
Yeah Sis, They Are Cool Shorts.
It's Impossible To Get Any Studying Done When My Sister And Her Friends Are Staying At The House All Weekend
After Her Boyfriend Dumped Her For A Skinny Bitch, Sis Relied On Me To Boost Her Self-Confidence.
Though Still A Bit Shy, On Our Balcony My Aunt Stood. &Amp;Quot;Nephew, You're My Type Of Guy--Let's Not Worry About 'Should.'&Amp;Quot;
My Twin Sisters Couldn't Wait To Take Me Back To Their Hotel Room After Swimming In The Pool
Just Got Out Of The Bathroom And Got To See My Sister Enjoying The View Of Our New Apartment... Our New Life Together
&Amp;Quot;It's Bigger Than My Head Bro...what Should We Do With It?&Amp;Quot;
When My Aunt Mentioned It Was A Nudist Beach, I Packed Us Plenty Of Lotion.
They May Live In A Backwater Apartment Complex, But My Cousin Has No Shortage Of Friendliness.
Since I Can't Make It Home This Year, Mom Has Started Sending Comforting Photos
The Flight Temp Was Too Cold For Mom. I Didn't Mind It At All.
Is This Sexy Enough, Bro? I Found It In Mom's Room.
My Cousin Knows I'm A Simple-Minded Guy, So She Makes Things Easy For Me.
Married Sister Is A Slut
Before I'm Even Out Of My Work Clothes, My Daughter Is Helping Me Unwind From The Day.
Mom Looked So Gorgeous In The Morning Light
Sis Is Always Worried That People Will See Us. My Mind Is On Other Things.
Dumbass Sister
Mom Makes Some Pretty Bad &Amp;Quot;Dad Jokes.&Amp;Quot; But &Amp;Quot;Wanna Lay?&Amp;Quot; Wasn't One Of Them.
When Things Got...awkward In Our Hometown, Sis And I Promised Each Other A Fresh Start Someplace New.
Mom Asked To Show Me The New Outfits She Bought Today. I Like Them So Far.
I'm Loving My Cousins' New Hot Tub.
I'm Usually Generous, But This Morning I Had No Desire To Lend My Favorite Shirt To My Sister.
My Mom Loves When I Invite My Girlfriend Over For Dinner Or Lunch - There's Always Something To Eat
Sis Is A Dirty Cheater, Especially At Our Favorite Game - Staring Contests
Do I Look Ok For Your Big Party, Brother?
I Never Minded An Early Bedtime When My Cousin Was Staying Over.
Helping Mom In The Kitchen Has Never Meant What My Dad Assumed.
I Don't Really Have Insights Into Women's Fashion, But It's A Good Enough Excuse For The Invitation Into Mom's Closet.
Wanna Hop In The Hammock, Nephew?
