The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
Who Knew A Dream Vacation Would Be With Your Cousins?
My Uncle John Is So Much Bigger Than My Daddy.
&Amp;Quot;No Son, I Can't See Anyone. Why Do You Ask?&Amp;Quot;
On Further Thought, What Kind Of Man Wouldn't Spend The Afternoon With His Favorite Niece?
My Jaw Was A Little Sore, But The Look On Mom's Face Was Worth It
&Amp;Quot;Good Morning, Nephew. Do You Remember The 'Tunnel Of Love' Ride We Used To Go On?&Amp;Quot;
I Sound Like The Ultimate Loser, But The Hottest Snapchats I Get Are From My Sister.
&Amp;Quot;Bro! You Want To See My Pussy Too?! So Naughty.&Amp;Quot;
As My Younger Cousin Shimmied Onto The Rock, I Silently Gave Thanks That Mom Forced Me On The Family Retreat.
My Cousin Asked To Experience Everything She Had Heard About American Pool Parties.
If You Want It Bro, It's Yours For The Taking
Come On Bro, Mom And Dad Just Went Down To The Pool, How Bout You And I Have Some Fun Of Our Own?
You Said You'd Never Kissed A Girl On The Lips, Brother? Which?
I Snapped One Of My Sis Changing, For When She's Not Around.
&Amp;Quot;I Told You We Would Be Seeding Today, Cousin.&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;Out At Dinner, But Thinking Of You Bro!&Amp;Quot;
Mom Looked Beautiful During Our Valentine's Day Dinner. And Especially After.
Mom’s Duck Face Is The Only Kind I Approve Of.
Sis Can't Win At Strip Tennis. She Must Like Playing With My Balls.
I Don't Mind Taking A Backseat On Vacation. Sis Always Leads Us Somewhere Fun.
Oh I Won't Tell, Cousin
I Spend A Month At Grandma's Every Winter Not Just For Her Tasty Cookies, But Buns Too.
I Was So Proud I Won The Weekly &Amp;Quot;Who Can Make Daddy Cum First&Amp;Quot; Competition
We Heard Over The Phone That Dad Was Extending Our Vacation Another Week, But Had To Head Home Early On Business. And Mom Was Excited.
Sometimes, I'll Stop And Linger Outside Mom's Room. Until I'm Invited In.
I'm Looking Forward To Our Weekend Together Nephew
We Couldn't Wait To Get To Know Our New Sister In Law Better
My Sister's Snapchat Was The Best Sub Yet.
Really Glad Mom Has Her Own Office.
I Agreed To Do More Chores If Sis Cleaned Things My Way.
&Amp;Quot;You Won't Tell Anyone, Right Bro? You Can Stay And Watch If You Want.&Amp;Quot;
I Guess You Found Me, Brother.
Sis Has Been Begging Me For A New Cardio Routine.
When Mom Puts On Her Garters, I Know It'll Be A Special Night.
Happily, Mom's House Attire Isn't Quite As Modest As She Thinks.
&Amp;Quot;I Hope You're Not Planning To Keep Those Shorts On, Cousin. It's A Private Beach.&Amp;Quot;
Mom Left Quite A Mark On Me.
&Amp;Quot;Check Out The Lingerie Dad Just Bought Mom. Want To Use It In Their Bed, Before They Do?&Amp;Quot;
I'm Still Trying To Convince Mom That There's No Propriety Needed On Vacation.
My Sisters Are So Cute When They're Sleeping.
It May Be A Cultural Difference, But My New Step Mom Insists She Doesn't Want Me To Feel Left Out Of The Family In Any Way.
Bro! Wanna Wrassle?!
Mom, Aunt Becky, Aunt Linda, Cousin Sarah...i Just Thought Of Something We Can Do Tonight
No Matter How Classes Are Going, I Can Count On A Warm Reception From Mom And Sis At Home.
When Mom Starts The Day By Warming Up My Sister, I Know It'll Be An Eventful Morning.
Think We Should Kick Off Our Shoes And Relax, Nephew?
&Amp;Quot;Uh, I Took This Last Night. You Know That Was Your Sister, Right?!&Amp;Quot;
When Traveling To India, My Aunt Stressed The Importance Of Conserving Water.
Mom Stares At Her Phone As Much As Any Girl My Age. But She Does Put Out More.
I Am Always Ready To Help My Aunt Jump Start Her Film Career.
Mom Was So Excited About The Diving Lessons, She Asked To Thank Me Before We Joined The Others
Mom Couldn't Help Bragging About Me To Her Friends.
Mom Was Keen On The Idea Of Taking A Shower Together
I Still Get Butterflies When My Cousin Looks Me Square In The Eye.
Sis Thinks It's Hilarious To Sneak Up On My Girlfriend And Me.
&Amp;Quot;So This Has Been Gunking Up My Drains, Son. We'll Have To Find Another Receptacle, I Suppose.&Amp;Quot;
Thanks For The New Shoes, I'm Thinking You Choose Which Hole This Time
Mom Is Teaching Me To Please Multiple Men. I Can't Wait Until Our Next Family Gathering ;)
I Thought A Lot About The Last Part Of My Sister's Surprise Birthday Party Before Trying It. She Was Stunned, In A Good Way.
When Dad Unexpectedly Came Home Early, Mom Didn't Have Much Time To Apologize Before I'd Dumped My Load In Her, Again.
