The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
&Amp;Quot;You Said To Be Safe, Right Mom? Well, What's Safer Than My Brother?&Amp;Quot;
Looking Back, There Was No Way My Daughter Was Going To Make It Out Of The House On Prom Night.
Beach Vacations With The Fam Are Truly Relaxing.
Our Sense Of Humour Runs In The Family. (Via R/Familyplan)
Mom Wouldn't Let Me Go On Another Tour A Virgin.
Mom Covers Up Just Enough For The Nosy Neighbors. Damn Them.
This Was Mom's Idea Of Sending Me A Subtle Hint
Mom Promised Me Something Special This Valentine's Day. I Just Didn't Know How Special Until I Arrived.
When I'm Feeling Low, My Sister Always Knows How To Make Me Smile.
Mom Pulled Me Away From The Graduation Party Early To Celebrate The Way We Usually Do.
&Amp;Quot;Ready For Your Scary Story, Nephew?&Amp;Quot;
Having To Clean Out The Shower Drain Has Been Getting Annoying, But At Least My Sister Let Me Know It Was For A Good Purpose.
It Turns Out My Aunt Is An Excellent Teacher.
Mom Seemed A Little Apprehensive When Getting Into My Bed. &Amp;Quot;Just This Once,&Amp;Quot; She Said, &Amp;Quot;Tonight.&Amp;Quot;
Mom Still Thinks My Sheets Are Goofy. But She Doesn't Mind Sleeping In Them.
Sis And I Are Constantly Aligning Our Chakras.
&Amp;Quot;Happy Birthday Brother! You Can Have Us Any Way You Want.&Amp;Quot;
Your Father Didn't Bother To Ask What I Bought Today. I'm Glad You Did, Son.
After Stressful Days At The Office, Mom Really Comes Home Ravenous.
So Far, Sharing A Room With My Cousins Hasn't Been Too Bad.
&Amp;Quot;You Better Not Be Sneaking Up On Me Again, Son. You're So Bad At This 'Hide And Seek' Game You Like So Much.&Amp;Quot;
When Mom Confessed How She Had Mistakenly Spent The Wax Budget, I Couldn't Even Be Mad.
I Fly For Free Because My Mom Is A Stewardess. And There's Always A Reason To Get Away.
Mom Comes Home Early From Her Parties When She Really Wants To Stay Up Late.
My Daughter Never Hides How She Feels Around Me.
I Cancelled All My Meetings And Headed Home When Mom Sent Me This Picture From My Apartment.
When Dad's Out Of The House, Mom's Not Afraid To Cuddle Without Bounds.
The Way My Sister And I Play Tag, I Don't Mind Being Caught.
When She Got A Boyfriend, I Told My Sister She'd Still Have To Make Room For Me.
When Visiting Grandma In Florida, I Promised To Keep Her Out Of The Sun Too Much. But There’s Only One Sure Way To Do That.
Wanna Squeeze In, Bro?
Step-Sis Always Gives The Cheapest And Best Presents.
Our Old Computer Used To Crash So Often That Mom And I Had To Find A Way To Pass The Time.
Those Lazy Pool Days With My Sister Really Were The Best.
Mom Gives Much Better Wake-Ups When Dad's Out Of Town.
Being Well-Endowed Can Attract All Sorts Of Female Attention. Even At Home.
On My Last Island Vacation With Mom, &Amp;Quot;Just This Once&Amp;Quot; Became &Amp;Quot;Just This Trip,&Amp;Quot; Then &Amp;Quot;Just Don't Tell Anyone.&Amp;Quot;
Mom Seemed A Bit Upset, So I Offered To Cheer Her Up The Only Way I Know.
Mum The Tease
Mom Gets More Snuggly After A Few Glasses Of Wine.
My Son Had A Very Specific Way Of Breaking In Our New Condo.
So, You Didn't Want Me To Eat The Banana, Daddy?
Mom Knows How To Take A Good Picture.
When I Come Home To The Curtains In My Room Shut Tight, I Know Not To Look For Mom In The Kitchen.
I Barely Get Through The Door Before My Aunt Drops And Mouths My Cock
My Aunt Never Wants To Stay Long At Night Clubs.
She's Not A Genius, But My Sister Learned The Basics At School: Smile And Know Your Audience.
Do You Wanna Join Me In The Hammock, Daddy?
I Think Sometimes Mom Forgets I'm Home
My Niece Lost Her Bet Me... Damn Right I Collected
Daddy Sneaks In A Kiss And A Finger Before I Head Out With My Friends.
Can You Believe It--Your Father Is Working On Our Anniversary!! That Means You're Up Tonight, Son.
Only Mom Can Make A Maniacal Laugh Sexy.
I Just Love It When My Little Cousin Stays In The Guest House.
I Know My Sister Never Wastes A Good Outfit And Makeup. So After A Few Fake Messages To Her Boyfriend, I Had A Ready Date On Valentines Day.
&Amp;Quot;Your Father Still Isn't Back...how About A Quickie?&Amp;Quot;
Sometimes Mom Can Look Incredibly Sexy
&Amp;Quot;Cool Story, Son. You Want To Do This, Or Not?&Amp;Quot;
I Felt A Sense Of Urgency As Soon As I Saw Mom Floating Beside Our Boat.
Since My Daughter Returned From College, Our Little &Amp;Quot;Date Nights&Amp;Quot; Have Started To End Properly.
