The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
Persuasive Cousin
Mom Complains I've Been Keeping Her Up 24/7 With Dad Out Of Town. But When I'm Up, So Should She Be.
Mom Knows How To Make Any Boy's Fantasy Come True.
When The &Amp;Quot;I Heart Son&Amp;Quot; Tattoo Didn't Clue Me In, Mom Took A More Direct Approach.
What Do You Think, Nephew? Should I Try A Size Down?
Mom And Sis Sometimes Surprise Me After Dad's Gone Asleep. But Only For One Reason.
It's Been Hard With My Cousin Hanging Around The House. Literally.
&Amp;Quot;Brother, Are We Strange?&Amp;Quot;
When Mom Asks For A Poolside Waiter, The Deal Is Spritz For Tits.
So, How Long Are You Staying Nephew?
Mom Teases Me About Hanging Around Our Pool The Entire Summer, But We Both Know Why I Do.
Our Little Sister Has Always Been A Team Player
Mom And Dad Have Always Enjoyed Taking Embarrassing Photos Of Me.
I Think It's Funny When I Surprise My Sister And Her Boyfriend. She Doesn't.
With Dad Out Of Town, Even Passing Mom In The Hallway Has Become An Experience.
&Amp;Quot;Dude...&Amp;Quot; &Amp;Quot;Don't Ruin The Moment, Son.&Amp;Quot;
My Sister Usually Ends Up Picking The Biggest Treat She Can Find.
With My Aunt As My Primary Care Physician, I Never Miss A Visit.
Lately Mom Has Been Trying To Relive Her Younger Days... Not That I'm Complaining
Second Thoughts, Sis?
Sis Knows All Of My Favorite Things.
I Guess I Should Stop Calling You &Amp;Quot;Little&Amp;Quot; Brother.
I Was Always Present If Mom Needed An Opinion On Her Outfit
The Most Caring Uncles Ever
Once I Revealed My Reasoning, My Aunt Had No Problem Letting Me Stay With Her Over The Summer.
Mom Likes To Watch Dad Leave Before Inviting Me To Her Room.
When Did My Son Get So Big?
It Wasn't A Nude Beach. But That Wasn't Going To Stop Mom.
When Mom Comes To Visit My Dorm Room, She Usually Ends Up Staying The Night.
Nice Hat, Mom.
I Confessed To Mom That I've Been Having Trouble Getting Girls Lately. But She's A Problem Solver.
When We Found Ourselves Alone Last Vacation, Mom Opted For The More Direct Approach.
Hey Bro, You Mind Helping Me Out? I Dropped My Phone Behind The Couch.
I Hear Mom's Been Preparing For My Return Back Home.
Sis And I Are Still Messy When We Play.
Mom And I Were Definitely Oldschoolcool, But I Can't Quite Brag About It.
My Son Just Had To Know What &Amp;Quot;Backseating&Amp;Quot; Was.
You Can Get Lost In Yourself At Home. I Tend To Get Lost In My Mom.
Bro And I Always Know How To Cheer Mom Up.
Mom And Sis Are Really Vying To Keep Me In-State For College.
These Are Quite The Pajamas You Picked Out For Me, Son.
Mom Left An Early Valentine's Present On The Table For Me.
Just When She Thought I Was Cornered, Mom Upped The Ante On Our Chess Game.
Mom Brings Plenty For Me To Eat On Our Picnics.
Mom Likes Taking Her Time
I Don't Let Nosy Neighbors Stop My Son And I From Enjoying Our Hot Tub.
'Twas The Night Before Christmas, And All Through The House, Not One Thing Was Stirring, But Me And Mom's Mouth.
During The Summer, Mom Just Doesn't Give A Darn.
Son, Have You Been Leaving Dirty Messages On My Phone Again? Let's Discuss It In Here.
Dad Left For Early Morning Walks Each Day Of Our Vacation, Which Opened Up Some Opportunities.
&Amp;Quot;Ok Uncle, I'm Wearing The Hat You Got Me. Can You Show Me How To Ride Again?&Amp;Quot;
Granny Loves Having Cum In Her Face!
Mom Isn't Stingy After A Night On The Town.
Mom Called Us To The Study One Evening To Introduce Us To What She Terms &Amp;Quot;More Carnal Pleasures.&Amp;Quot; My Sister Was First.
Son, My Eyes Are Up Here.
I Knew My Sister's First &Amp;Quot;We Should Have Started This Way Sooner&Amp;Quot; Moment.
I Wish Daddy Would Treat Me Like He Does My Friends.
Watching On While Mom Takes A Shower
Going To Hand Me A Towel, Son? Or Just Keep Staring?
I Told My Cousin I Needed A Reason To Let Her In. Glad I Asked.
