The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
Fun Mom
Don't Worry, Dad. I'm Taking Care Of Mom Tonight.
It Took A While, But Mom Finally Explained Why We Had To Stay Another Week On Vacation. At Least There Was Only The One Room To Pay For.
The Second Day Of Our Family Vacation, My Aunt Put All Her Cards On The Table.
My Son Is A Simple Man, But He Gets It Eventually. (Via R/Familyplan)
Mom Only Shuts The Blinds When She's Feeling Frisky.
I Never Realized How Fun Elder Sister Was Until I Moved In With Her
Sis Only Makes Her Innocent Face When She Wants Something.
&Amp;Quot;Well, That's Enough Walking Along The Beach. Wanna Follow Me Back To The Room, Son?&Amp;Quot;
My Little Sister Really Is All Sweetness.
I've Been Working So Hard To Get My Son To Come Out Of His Shell.
Getting To Know My Soon To Be Stepmom
Sure, We're A Trailer Park Family. But Lord Knows There Are Perks.
When Sis And I Hit Up The Beach, I'm Happy Just To Enjoy The View.
I Love Visiting My Aunt And Cousin
Now Now, There's Nothing Wrong With Taking A Bath With Your Mother. I Have Enough Bubbles To Cover Up Anything You Might Not Want To See. Strip Down And Get In!
Being The Son Of A Millionaire Means That Mom Knows Just How To Dress And Act On Board Our Yacht, Especially I'm The Only Other One There.
Free Love Is One Perk Of Having A Hippie Sister.
The Best Part, Is My Sister Thought It Was Her Boyfriend
Now That My Cousin Just Turned 18, Summers Just Got A Lot Better
Treated To Dinner, Dancing, And A Fancy Hotel Room, And Mom Knew The Purpose Of It All.
The First Morning In Our New Home, Before Anything Was Unpacked, Mom Just Leaped In My Arms In Joy.
&Amp;Quot;Ugh, Will You Stop Pestering Me Now, Nephew?&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;What Should We Play For This Time, Bro?&Amp;Quot;
After Not Seeing My Sister For Several Months, She Called Me Back Home With Some Mixed News.
Mom Wanted To Say Bye One Last Time Before I Left To College... This Time In The Library
Mom And Sis Came To Surprise Me At My New Apartment. But They Couldn't Quite Wait Until I Arrived.
Sis And I Both Enjoy A Picnic With The Cousins.
Loving Granddaughter
Sometimes, I Catch Mom Looking Over At Me During The Romantic Parts.
&Amp;Quot;Um, Wow Daddy. Nice Swinger's Party. Is That For Me?&Amp;Quot;
Mom, At The Height Of Our Vacation.
My Grades Have Always Been A Little Better Than My Sister's, So Now She Tries To Distract Me Before Class.
Mom Isn't The Best At Hide-And-Seek. But Finding Her Is Just The Beginning.
&Amp;Quot;It's Not What It Looks Like! Well It Is. But We Can't Let Our Son Go Off To School Inexperienced...&Amp;Quot;
I Know It's Gonna Be A Good Day When Mom Walks In With Her Special Boots On.
&Amp;Quot;Like The New Earrings, Son?&Amp;Quot;
I Don't Blame My Daughter For Just Hanging Out With Her Father At The Beach. She Certainly Knows Why I Married Him.
Mom And I Got Adjoining Rooms On Vacation, For Little Moments Like This.
Mom And I Can't Stay Apart When We're Home Alone Together.
It's Only Half As Wrong With Your Half-Sister, Right?
When My Sister Grows A Little Too Sassy, I Remind Her What It Is That Runs Our House.
I Can Tell Mom's Been Working On Her Come-Hither Glare.
Peeking Up Mommy's Dress Again? Naughty Boy.
It Takes Forever To Get Dressed In The Morning With Mom Constantly Interrupting.
&Amp;Quot;Turn Off The Camera, Son. You Know You're In Enough Trouble Already.&Amp;Quot;
Cruel Sister
Seeing My Mom Exercise At The Beach Was Eye Opening
I Didn't Know At First Why My Aunt Asked Me To Join Her Out Shopping.
When I'm Feeling Lonely At College, I Pull Out The Old Vacation Photos Of Mom.
Mom And I Get Mischievous Hands When We Cross In The Hallway.
Aunty Doesn't Need A Reminder Why I Invite Her Over.
On The Second Week Of Our Vacation, Mom And I Started To See Each Other As Just Fun Traveling Companions.
This Time At The Beach, I Definitely Caught Sis 'Mirin.
When My Sister Took Me To A Deserted Buddhist Temple, I Found A Lot To Be Thankful For.
Once Mom Broke Down And Showed Me The Goods, There Was No Turning Back.
When I Come Home To Visit, Mom's Always Ready And Waiting Upstairs.
Family Matters
I Love It When My Auntie Shows Me Her Pussy!
Mom Wanted A More Truthful Christmas Card This Year.
