The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
My Cousins We Very Persuasive In Asking Me To Join Them
It Took A Little Work, But I Was Able To Convince My New Step Mom That She Needn't Be Alone While Dad Is Away.
When She Knows What I Want For My Present, Mom'll Just Slap A Bow On It And Let Me Dive In.
&Amp;Quot;Come On Son, Let's Go See If Your Sister Is Awake.&Amp;Quot;
As My Cousin Slipped Her Shoes Off, I Knew We Would Both Be Getting Comfortable.
&Amp;Quot;Thanks For Letting Me Chill In Your Hotel Room, Bro. No One Else Here Seems To Share Our Hobbies.&Amp;Quot;
Can't Make It Too Easy, Huh Sis.
&Amp;Quot;Your Father Won't Be Coming Home Tonight. Want To Snuggle?&Amp;Quot;
My Cousin Had Always Kissed Me Rather Longingly Under The Mistletoe At Our Family Christmas-- We Always Got Strange, Awkward Looks From The Rest Of The Family. Now That She Had Her Own Place, She Invited Me Over For What We'd Both Been Aching For For So M
By The Time Mom Remembered She Had Invited Some Colleagues Over That Afternoon, They Had Already Arrived, And We Were About To Come.
Step Mom Is Finally Growing Comfortable With Me Around The House
Ugh, Come On, Bro. Lighten Up A Little, There's No One Around For Miles!
I Only Managed A Grainy Photo, But I'll Never Forget The First Time My Aunt Rented Us A Motel Room.
You Looked So Lonely Just Sitting Out Here, Nephew. Want To Play With Your Auntie?
And This Is Where You'll Be Sleeping, Nephew. Well, Us.
Moving In With My Cousin Has It's Benefits
It's Bad Enough Making A Mess With Your Sister, But When You Hear Mom Walk In The Front Door...
Aunt Linda Is Teaching Me A Few Thing Before I Head Off To College.
Don't Look At Me Like That, Bro. You Get Horny Too.
Sis Has An Expansive Library. But I Came To Check Out Something Else.
Come On, It's Not Every Day You Get To Motorboat Your Cousin!
Sis Thought I Would Tell Mom And Dad About Her New Boyfriend. I Just Wanted A Snapshot.
My Cousin Wanted To Know If I Thought Her Ass Was Too Fat To Be Wearing A Thong - I Can't Get Enough Of Her Curves
With Relatives Upstairs And In The Next Room, Sis And I Had To Be Very Careful Fooling Around In The Stairwell.
&Amp;Quot;I Don't Wear Them Cheering On The Field, Bro. Just Here.&Amp;Quot;
Auntie Was Proud Of Herself After Our Afternoon Adventure Together
I Really Shouldn't Keep Letting My Niece Come Over To Visit The Pool. But Who Could Say No To That Face?
&Amp;Quot;So, You Like My Yoga Pants Brother? Or Something Else.&Amp;Quot;
Nephews In Town. Always Horny. #Justauntthings
I End Up Washing Sheets Every Day When My Sister Stays Over
Jesus, Aunt, Don't Play With Yourself In Front Of Me. Let Me Help.
My Aunt May Only Have An Above-Ground Pool, But I'm There Whenever Possible.
&Amp;Quot;It's Nice And Smooth For You This Time, Uncle. Thanks Again For Letting Me Stay Over.&Amp;Quot;
Even Though We're At A European Resort Together, It's A Bit Scandalous Why My Sister Always Looks Like She's Just Had Sex.
My Sister's Practice Was Rained Out Yesterday. So, She Asked If We Could Hang Out Instead.
&Amp;Quot;I Know It's Your Apartment Bro, But I Don't Want To Sleep On The Couch. Can't We Just Snuggle?&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;You're Up Late, Nephew. And I Have A Big Day Planned For Us.&Amp;Quot;
With My Aunt As A Ta, There's Always An Opportunity For Extra Credit
&Amp;Quot;One More Kiss For The Camera, Mom. Then We'll See How Sturdy Those Chairs Are&Amp;Quot;
There's Nothing More Satisfying Than Coming Home To See You've Raised Your Family Right.
Working Under My Sister’s Car All Morning Has Its Upsides Later On.
Sleepovers With My Cousin Have Gotten Better Since We Stopped Wearing Clothes And Condoms
A Little Grass And A Little Ass Are Just Better With Family.
Mom Isn't A Football Fan, But She Still Comes To My Apartment Every Sunday.
&Amp;Quot;Be Home Before 10 And These Are All Yours&Amp;Quot; Texted My Mom.
Mom's Insistence On Maintaining Eye Contact Turned Me On Even More.
Mom Hates When I'm Late To &Amp;Quot;Dinner.&Amp;Quot;
Wild Hair Wasn't The Only Change. My Sister Came Back From College Used To Getting Some Every Night.
&Amp;Quot;Alright Nephew, Pizza And Lube. Need Anything Else For Our Weekend?&Amp;Quot;
Despite Getting Married In A Few Hours, My Aunt Wanted To Continue My Marathon Performance Stemming From Her Bachelorette Party
When My Cousin Finally Shed Her Bathing Suit In Our Pool, All The Shmoozing Was Worth It.
Wakey Wakey, Aunty.
&Amp;Quot;Your Uncle Is Finally Asleep. Now Nephew, What Did You Say You Wanted To Do To Me?&Amp;Quot;
Aunty And I Start Every Day In A Good Mood.
Slowly But Surely, Sis Is Turning Me Into A Hugger.
Sis And I Both Enjoy Playing Around With The Filters On Her New Phone.
Mom Always Scolds Me For Sneaking Up On Her. But It's Hard Not To.
I Hope You Don't Mind Me Insisting That You Stay In My Room, Cousin.
Mom Couldn't Help Bragging About Me, And Soon After We Moved In All The Neighborhood Wives Were Curious.
&Amp;Quot;Your Brother Is Pretty Cute. Think He'll Join Us?&Amp;Quot;
