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A Nice Plump Strawberry.

No Means No -Cross Post From R/Insertions

I Never Understood The Appeal Of Whisks, But To Each Her/His Own.

Chie Fucks Knife Hilt While Lactating

Why The Hell? By Now Dear Users, You Know I See Quite A Lot Of Weird Porn, But This One Seems Baffling To Even Me.

&Amp;Quot;Where's Your Bicycle Seat?&Amp;Quot; &Amp;Quot;Seat? Who Needs A Seat! Now Start Taking Pictures!&Amp;Quot;

I'm Not Sure Just What This Is, A Corn Dog, Lolly Pop Or A Popsicle?

Posted On Insertions Too, I've Heard Of Guys Sticking It In A Vacuum Cleaner Before, But A Girl Sticking A Vacuum Cleaner In Her Is A New One On Me

Fancy An Apple? (X-Post From /R/Nsfw_Wtf)

Who Ya Gonna Call?

A Greasy Tool (A Wrench Of Some Sort, I'm No Mechanic)

A Chair.... [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Getting A Cap In The Ass

Messy Ice Cream Cone [Xpost From /R/Coldporn]

A Well Insured Vagina.

Guess She Is Locked, Cocked, And Ready To Rock

She'll Feed You And Fuck You.

I Wonder If It's Loaded...

The Real Octopussy

That's Not How You Shave...

I'd Like Her To Flip My Pancakes If You Know What I Mean.

A Rose For M'lady.

Ridged Metal Pipe

If You Had To Fuck One? I'd Go For #2

A Very Ranchy Picture.

A Fan. [Xpost From /R/Spacedicks]

Several Screwdrivers. Full Gallery In Comments

More Mechanical Fucking With What Looks Like A Toilet Roll. [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

&Amp;Quot;Blow It Out Your Ass!&Amp;Quot; &Amp;Quot;Okay.&Amp;Quot;

A Day In The Country, Poland, 1998 - Photographer Joel-Peter Witkin (American, Born 1939)

It's Always Sad To See A Pregnant Woman Doing Coke.

Only Have One Hand But Need To Open A Can? No Problem!

A Very Nice Looking Whisk And Knife, Looks Like Professional Grade To Me.

Possibly Fake Skull.

Natural Spring Water

[W]Or[M]S And A Slug.

Triple Banana For Scale

Pregnant Woman Fucking A Tiny Stuffed Animal.

Random Furniture [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Hitler Doll. [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

A Kitchen Faucet [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Why Do Our Swords Smell Funny Mommy?

I Hope That's Cum And Not Yogurt.

This Is Almost Worse Than The Scissors...

More Scissoring...

I Say Tomato, You Say Put It In My Pussy, I Say What The Hell?

More Sharpies And Pens... (X-Post From /R/Gonewild)

Formicophilia [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

One To Drink, One To Fuck.

I Wonder If She Ate It Afterwards?

Hold Still While I Brush My Teeth...

Nothing Like A Little Mini Putt [Xpost From Askreddit Comment]

Hedge Clippers.

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