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I've Heard Of Whiskey Dick, But Not Whiskey Ass.

Nono, That Goes In Your Mouth!

Hello? Yes, This Is Vagina.

Care For Some Soup?

Part Of A Balanced Diet, And Good For Your (Brown) Eye.

I Hope First Contact Goes Like This.[Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Album: Baseball Bats And The Women Who Love Them.

A Baby Doll. [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Agreed. [Xpost From /R/Nsfwfunny]

What, No Hammer?

Dream Big. This Inspirational Message From /R/Wtf.

Stop, Hammer Time!

You Know How Some People Are Really Into Dinosaurs? Well, Sometimes The Dinosaurs Are Really Into You.

Man Dies From Extremely Large Dildo Insertion. [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Why Do So Many Like Cacti So Much...

Deep Throating A Big Can. [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Bill Cosby Would Be Proud.

A Wooden Whisk.

Toy Raccoon [Xpost From /R/Wtf]

Woman Fucking, I Assume, Her Own High Heels.

Some People Really Like Their Soda.

Surge Protector

Another Cactus, This Time Up A Guys Butt- We Aren't Sexist Here, All Genders Are Fair Game.

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Well, They Do Say Apples Are Good For You, Though Somehow I Don't Think This Is What They Meant.

I Wonder If It's A Humpback Whale...

Another Traffic Cone...

A Car's Exhaust. It's Not Even A Good Looking Car.

A Stuffed Horse? Why Not.

Why Is The Batter Running Away? It's His Turn To Hit!

Pencils, Ouch, Don't Sit Down.

That's Just Corny.

Stuffed Monkey Toy's Foot.

A Nice Ass Kicking.

That's One Way To Make Sure You Don't Lose It I Guess.

A Baseball Bat In A Bbw, Say That 5 Times Fast!

Come On Barbie, Let's Go Party!

Hairbrush- Supposedly Passed Out Woman.

Whatchoo Know About Inga?

Man Fucking A Tiny Goat.

I Wonder If She's French?

Toilet Brush Handle. I Really Am Not Good With Titles.

Ever Wonder Why They Call Em Cockroaches? Yeah, Me Neither, And Quite Frankly I Didn't Want To Know.

Naked Cow Girls

Dead Woman Dped- [Xpost From /R/Spacedicks]

Piping Hot Sausage Pizza.

Woman Enjoys Car Humping.

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