PAWGtastic : This Is My Ass. There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine. My Ass Is My Best Friend. It Is My Life. I Must Master It As I Must Master My Life. Without Me, My Ass Is Useless. Without My Ass, I Am Useless.
This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ass is useless. Without my ass, I am useless.
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