notgayporn : Roses Are Red, My Favorite Instruments Are Brass
Roses are red, my favorite instruments are brass
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When Your Travel Buddies Dare You To Fit Inside The Airport Baggage Scanner
When The Vending Machine Accepts Your Bill
When You're Really Thirsty And Finally Get A Nice Glass Of Cold Water
When You Are Finally Drifting Off To Sleep But Then There Is A Sudden Thunder Strike.
When You're Focused On Winning That Hula Hoop Competition
When You've Been Hiking All Day And Now You're Paranoid That Every Little Itch Is A Tick.
Hide And Seek
When It's The First Snowfall Of Winter
[Oc] When You Lose One Of Your Contact Lenses In The Carpet.
When You're Possessed By Satan But Your Exorcist Is Stuck In Traffic
Woof
When Your Tailor Is Also A Gymnast
![[Oc] When You Lose One Of Your Contact Lenses In The Carpet.](/t/0/137/1370841.jpg)
