notgayporn : [Oc] When You Lose One Of Your Contact Lenses In The Carpet.
[OC] When you lose one of your contact lenses in the carpet.
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When You're Possessed By Satan But Your Exorcist Is Stuck In Traffic
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When Your Tailor Is Also A Gymnast
When The Doctor Is Done With Your Bullshit And Gives You The Vaccine, Whether You Want It Or Not.
When Your Church Films You And Your Dad For A Video On Traditional Family Values.
In Response To Some Recent Comments And Downvotes.
That One Friend Who Will Always Sing Along To Christina Aguilera
When It's Your Last Day At An Office You Hate So You Photocopy Your Face To Waste Ink
When Your Bro Is Getting Dressed For The Game And You See A Big Mosquito On His Ass. (If You Have Funnier Captions, Comment Them For Laughs)
Oh No He Better Don't!
When The First Stream Of Water Is Freezing Cold.
Help, Bro! My Singlet Is Full Of Ants!
