notgayporn : Trying To Read A Sign When You’re Not Wearing Your Glasses
Trying to read a sign when you’re not wearing your glasses
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That Look Of Concentration When You Take The Time To Choose The Ripest Watermelon.
When Your Mate Helps You To Scrub Your Back But Does It A Bit Too Hard
When Your Dad Whispers A Dirty Joke In Your Ear So Your Mum Doesn't Overhear
Just Some Hangover Wrestling With Your Bud After A Night Of Drinking.
Supportive Friends
When Your Friend Asks You To Get His Keys For Him At His Apartment And Calls To Check Up On You.
When Your Roommate Breaks Your Didgeridoo So You Take Up Drumming Instead.
Checking If The Person In Front Really Has 10 Items Or Less.
When The Barber Is Tired Of Your Fidgeting And Positions Your Head To Finish The Cut...
When Your Foot Cramps Up
When You Can Finally Scratch That Itch In The Office.
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