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Waking up super excited on Christmas Morning! YAY PRESENTS!!!!
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The Surreptitious Sniff After You've Just Had A Nice Deep Scratch.
He's So Vain, I Bet He Thinks This Gif Is About Him
There's Nothing Like Irritating Jock-Itch To Distract You At The Gym.
When The Effects From That Dodgy Curry You Had Last Night Kick In But The Toilet Is Already Occupied.
When The Sun Gets In Your Eyes
Good: Eating Yoghurt In Bed. Bad: It All Goes At Once In Your Mouth. Good: The Relief When You Avoid Choking.
The Chestburster In The New Alien Version Was Quite Hairy
Waking Up With A Yawn So Big You Throw Your Back Out
Left Hand, Orange
When You Take The 5-Second Rule Too Seriously
When Your Chiropractor Pops Your Back Into Place Again...such A Relief
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