notgayporn : Encouraging Your Friend Before His Next Big Lift.
Encouraging your friend before his next big lift.
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Going To Bed After A Delicious Meal, Thanks Mum!
*Sighs* Ugh Mum, Its Not A Phase...i Am Arnie!!!!
Chad Was Clearly Happy That, Despite His Jock-Itch Outbreak, Sean Had Showed Up To Help With The Home Repairs.
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers Is Tiggers Are Wonderful Things! Their Tops Are Made Out Of Rubber, Their Bottoms Are Made Out Of Springs!
Just Making Sure Those Jeans Won't Slip Off
When You're Lost In The Desert And Get So Thirsty You Have To Squeeze Your Clothes To Drink Your Own Sweat...
When You Finally Invest In A Foot Spa.
When You Don't Have Any Money To Donate To Starving Children In Africa
When The Fbi Agent Cut The Red Wire Of The Bomb The Terrorists Had Strapped To My Back, We Both Feared We'd Blow Up, But The Countdown Stopped. He's My Hero.
When Your Gym Buddy Slips And Falls On Top Of You In The Showers After Leg-Day
Forgetting To Take Your Migraine Medication Sucks!!
I Was So Restless Last Night, I Didn't Find One Comfortable Sleeping Position.
