CheatingCaptions : Why Won't She Reply?
Why won't she reply?
Cheating Captions
original: https://reddit.com/r/CheatingCaptions/comments/bbq6pf/why_wont_she_reply/
It Was Her Patriotic Duty
Your Gf Asked For An Update About Your Date
She's Out Of Your League
Her Protests Lasted For The First 6 Inches. The 3 After Changed Her
She Was Always Faithful To Her Training Schedule
It Was A “Mistake”
When Your Gf Makes You Use Condoms, Get A Sidechick Like This
Your Girlfriend Is Late For Your Date And This Is Why.
You Passed Out Next To The Bed.
I Was Kinda Hoping He'd Contribute With, Ya Know, Money Or Something. At Least My Girlfriend Is Happy.
Your Neighbor Was Always So Lazy