CheatingCaptions : The Perils Of Long Distance Relationships
The Perils of Long Distance Relationships
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original: https://reddit.com/r/CheatingCaptions/comments/ai6yj7/the_perils_of_long_distance_relationships/
You're Lucky If You Get Head Once A Year
Nothing Happened.
Don’t Worry The Stripper Wasn’t That Much Bigger.
She Doesn’t Care. It’s Not Your Pussy Anymore.
Condom Rule For The Ladies Of Spring Break (Wives And Girlfriends Only, Sorry Single Girls, You Don't Count)
&Amp;Quot;Nothing Much, Just Finishing Up A Few Things ... Be Home Soon.&Amp;Quot;
Girls Night Out?
She’s Starting To Think She’s Having A Baby With The Wrong Dude
Even Though It Was Her Idea.
You Went On A Business Trip. Your Girlfriend's Ex Showed Up After You Left.
Or Let Them Fuck You ;)
Who Wouldn't?
