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"So, how long can you hold your breath cousin?"

The ones that don't go on the slide reel

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When Sis And I Are Home Alone, We Flip A Coin To See Who Opens The Door For The Pizza.

I Can Always Spot When Sis Is Looking For Me.

We Still Have Two Weeks To Find An Outfit That Leaves Mom And Me The Most Possibilities During The Inevitable Christmas Parties.

I Let Mom Break The No Shoes On Bed Rule.

I Doubt She Ever Believed It Was An Accident, But Thank God Mom Didn’t Cancel Our Single Booking At The Nudist Resort After We Had Arrived.

Fourteen Hours On A Plane, One Hour In A Cab, And Forty Eight Hours In My Aunt Is How I Like To Spend My Vacation Days.

Mom Always Brings Something Delicious On Our Picnics.

When Grandma Texted That She Was Ready With Her Dancing Shoes On, I Assumed She Meant Dancing Vertically.

Not Sure About Buddha, But I'm Pretty Sure That Jesus Would Frown On What Sis Has Gotten Me Into.

Sis Isn't The Best At Hiding, But Luckily Mom Has Yet To Come In My Room While Talking.

It’s The Day After Thanksgiving. The Cable Is Still Out At Grandma’s. And For Once I’ve Barely Noticed.

Interviewing At The Family Business Was More Of A Formality Anyway.

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