XXX Porn Pics - Sir, The Greengrocer Did Visit Today. I Am Wary Of This Man, Who Dresses In A Suit And Tie Yet Is Little More Than A Tradesman. But The Cook And Our Maid Were Much Impressed With The Quality Of His Carrots And Parsnips. Today's Stew Certainly Had Great Fl

Sir, the greengrocer did visit today. I am wary of this man, who dresses in a suit and tie yet is little more than a tradesman. But the cook and our maid were much impressed with the quality of his carrots and parsnips. Today's stew certainly had great fl

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Sir,My Maid Annie Learns Music With An Intent To Improve Her Wage By A Penny A Week. She Complained That Her Cheap Instrument Did Sound Flat And Lifeless. I Noted That Her Voluminous Layers Of Clothing Were Having A Damping Effect On The Sound. Resolved,

Sir, In Investigating The Disappearance Of My Finest Sauternes I Found The Culprits, My Butler And Scullery-Maid, In Flagrante Delicto. I Offered A Full Pardon Of Their Mischief If They Agreed To Hold Their Licentious Pose For A Daguerrotype For My Wife.