gonewanton : A Bevy Of Beauties
A Bevy of Beauties
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Sir,My Maid Annie Learns Music With An Intent To Improve Her Wage By A Penny A Week. She Complained That Her Cheap Instrument Did Sound Flat And Lifeless. I Noted That Her Voluminous Layers Of Clothing Were Having A Damping Effect On The Sound. Resolved,
Sir, In Investigating The Disappearance Of My Finest Sauternes I Found The Culprits, My Butler And Scullery-Maid, In Flagrante Delicto. I Offered A Full Pardon Of Their Mischief If They Agreed To Hold Their Licentious Pose For A Daguerrotype For My Wife.
French Postcard, C. 1925
Ole New Orleans
Sir, Visiting The Colonies On A Fact Finding Trip In Search Of Restorative Remedies Derived From Local Herbs. I Return In Good Spirits To Find My Maid Ada Under The Evil Influence Of Laudanum For Toothache. I Position Her In The Recovery Position Of My Ow
R/Altboobworld Retro Edition : The Late 1800'S Were A Mixture Of Progress And Romantic Reflection On Times Past. Perhaps This Dress Was Inspired By Agnès Sorel?
Sir, My Maid Dottie Was Quite Distraught At My Decision Not To Have The Latest Gas Powered Geyser Installed. She Complains Of Soot, Smuts And Damage To Her Uniform Whilst Tending To The Stove. As A Caring Employer, I Have Issued New Dress Guidance To Prev
Sir, Further To My Correspondence Of The 20Th Inst., I Have Received - Quite Unsolicited - A Brochure Of Geysers From A Rival Manufacturer. It Is A True Modern Miracle That I Feel Such Warmth From Merely Browsing The Sales Literature. Thus, I Beg Assistan
Sir, I Recently Received A Brochure Detailing Maughans Patent Water Heating Geysers. This Particular Model Seems Very Effective As I Find That Close Study Of The Illustration Alone Is Warming Me Up Substantially.
Sir, I Found My Staff In What Appeared An Act Of Satanic Devilry. My Maid Did Explain They Were Cleaning The Chimney.all Hallows Eve Is A Traditional Time For Doing This As Sprites And Imps Do Assist. Satisfied,I Made Myself Comfortable With A Large Brand
&Amp;Quot;Sorry Cynthia, I Can't Make Your Soiree This Week. A Woman Is Coming Round. I'm Having My Hair Done.&Amp;Quot;
Sir, Having Dismissed My Maid On Her Ignorance Of Port Wine &Amp;Amp;Amp; Brandy, I Found Myself Interviewing Fresh Staff. &Amp;Quot;From Which Region Does The Best Wine Originate?&Amp;Quot; I Asked. Upon Their Response, These Harlots Were Removed. On Later Reflection, I Have Invi
