gonewanton : Sir, In Investigating The Disappearance Of My Finest Sauternes I Found The Culprits, My Butler And Scullery-Maid, In Flagrante Delicto. I Offered A Full Pardon Of Their Mischief If They Agreed To Hold Their Licentious Pose For A Daguerrotype For My Wife.
Sir, In investigating the disappearance of my finest Sauternes I found the culprits, my butler and scullery-maid, in flagrante delicto. I offered a full pardon of their mischief if they agreed to hold their licentious pose for a daguerrotype for my wife.
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