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Sir, Visiting The Colonies On A Fact Finding Trip In Search Of Restorative Remedies Derived From Local Herbs. I Return In Good Spirits To Find My Maid Ada Under The Evil Influence Of Laudanum For Toothache. I Position Her In The Recovery Position Of My Ow
R/Altboobworld Retro Edition : The Late 1800'S Were A Mixture Of Progress And Romantic Reflection On Times Past. Perhaps This Dress Was Inspired By Agnès Sorel?
Sir, My Maid Dottie Was Quite Distraught At My Decision Not To Have The Latest Gas Powered Geyser Installed. She Complains Of Soot, Smuts And Damage To Her Uniform Whilst Tending To The Stove. As A Caring Employer, I Have Issued New Dress Guidance To Prev
Sir, Further To My Correspondence Of The 20Th Inst., I Have Received - Quite Unsolicited - A Brochure Of Geysers From A Rival Manufacturer. It Is A True Modern Miracle That I Feel Such Warmth From Merely Browsing The Sales Literature. Thus, I Beg Assistan
Sir, I Recently Received A Brochure Detailing Maughans Patent Water Heating Geysers. This Particular Model Seems Very Effective As I Find That Close Study Of The Illustration Alone Is Warming Me Up Substantially.
Sir, I Found My Staff In What Appeared An Act Of Satanic Devilry. My Maid Did Explain They Were Cleaning The Chimney.all Hallows Eve Is A Traditional Time For Doing This As Sprites And Imps Do Assist. Satisfied,I Made Myself Comfortable With A Large Brand
&Amp;Quot;Sorry Cynthia, I Can't Make Your Soiree This Week. A Woman Is Coming Round. I'm Having My Hair Done.&Amp;Quot;
Sir, Having Dismissed My Maid On Her Ignorance Of Port Wine &Amp;Amp;Amp; Brandy, I Found Myself Interviewing Fresh Staff. &Amp;Quot;From Which Region Does The Best Wine Originate?&Amp;Quot; I Asked. Upon Their Response, These Harlots Were Removed. On Later Reflection, I Have Invi
Sir, Clumsy Maid Mary Did Fall And Break A Chair Leg. I To The Wood Turners, Who Offer A Most Modern Service Whereupon You May Watch Whilst Artisans Gently Manipulate And Shape The Timber To Your Very Specifications. I Requested The Rococo Style Chair Leg
Sir, My Maid Peggy Suggests That One Day, Women Might Equally Use Bicycles. I Countered That It Was Not At All Lady Like, Even For Lowly Staff. Peggy Soon Corrected My Views With A Practical Demonstration Of Her Female Prowess On My Swift Safety, And I No
Sir, My Wife, The Good Lady F____, Instructs Me That The Modern House Has Music Played By Minstrels During Dinner. I Set About Arranging The Most Musical Of Evenings; Indeed After The Gentlemen Retired For Cigars, The Music Was Heard To Play On For Many A
Sir, Having Returned From Her 14 Hours Shift At The Radium Factory, My Maid Ada Complained Of A Strange Glowing Sensation. She Admirably Followed My Guidance On The Best Ways To Diagnose The Problem.
