XXX Porn Pics - Sir, Further To My Correspondence Of The 20Th Inst., I Have Received - Quite Unsolicited - A Brochure Of Geysers From A Rival Manufacturer. It Is A True Modern Miracle That I Feel Such Warmth From Merely Browsing The Sales Literature. Thus, I Beg Assistan

Sir, further to my correspondence of the 20th inst., I have received - quite unsolicited - a brochure of geysers from a rival manufacturer. It is a true modern miracle that I feel such warmth from merely browsing the sales literature. Thus, I beg assistan

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