gonewanton : Curious / Ghostly Hand (See Comments For Full Text)
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Sir, May I Draw Your Attention To Correspondence That I Made In Another Place Quite Recently, As I Feel It May Be Of Some Little Interest.
Sir, With Long Distance Telegram Charges Being Such A High Burden, I Recently Learnt That My Wife Has Great Understanding Of The Matter. She Assures Me That She Can Arrange For Telegrams Of Any Length Or Distance At No Cost, Although No More Than Two Per
Sir, I Found My Maid Resting Upon A Chair When There Were 9 Cases Of Brandy To Take To The Cellar. I Dismissed Her At Once. She Said I Am The Best Employer, Is Working Until Day-End Sans Pay, And Will Present Me With A Bottle Of Vintage Burgundy Upon Her
Sir, On A Thursday Evening I Invite Local Ladies To Assist Me In The Science Of Photography. This Interests The Ladies Greatly. Unbeknown To Us, As We Held Our Dramatic Pose For 20 Minutes, My Wife, Having Discovered The Nature Of My Scientific Endeavours
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Retro R/Altboobworld - This Lady Is Very Pleased With Her Outfit, It's Sure To Be A Talking Point Amongst Her Friends!
Sir, My Wife Has Of Late Been Most Displeased At The Interest I Take In Managing Staff, Recently Misunderstanding My Learning The Maid Upon Methods Of Uncorking Stubborn Bottles Of Wine. Thus Today I Did Delegate The Instruction Of A Lower Maid To The Hou
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Sir, I Forbid My Staff To Sit Upon My Furniture And Dismiss Infringers. When I Found My Maid Molly Asleep In My Best Chair, She Explained She Had Discovered A New, More Relaxing Way To Enjoy It's Comfort. This Is Truly So Enjoyable That I Now Permit Her T
Sir, As Requested I Enclose A Lithograph Of Dr. Hartschäft Treating A Recent Case Of Hysteria. Although His Marvelous Technique Is Scientific And Modern, I Question Its Curative Ability Due To Frequent Recurrence Of The Condition In All Individuals To Who
Sir, I Must, With Great Caution, Share This Publication With You. I Would Not Permit A Maid Of Mine To Engage In Such Behaviour.
Sir, There Are Some Amongst Us Who Would Deny Me My Vast Wealth And My Low-Paid Servants. But With Such Privations, I Would Not Have Time To Sit For Days On End In My Vast Library, Learning Of 18Th C. French History.
