cuckoldcaptions : 2 Simple Rules. 1) Never Drink More Than Your Girlfriend At Any Party. 2) Don't Ever Let Some Guy Take Her Upstairs So &Quot;She Can Rest&Quot;
2 simple rules. 1) Never drink more than your girlfriend at any party. 2) Don't ever let some guy take her upstairs so "she can rest"
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