Your Heart Sank When You Realized You Bought Her That Set Of Lingerie For Your Last Anniversary. But All You Said Was “Wow, How Do You Pull Chicks Like This All The Time?”

Your heart sank when you realized you bought her that set of lingerie for your last anniversary. But all you said was “Wow, how do you pull chicks like this all the time?”

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