CheatingCaptions :
Cheating Captions
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[Oc] College Newbie Already Busy Making Friends
You're Being Tested
You Had So Much Fun At The Fair That Day. One Of Your Fondest Memories.
She's A Shitty Friend, But An Amazing Fucktoy
If Your Girlfriend Works At Hooters…Good Chance She’s A Size Queen Slut
You Felt Bad For Passing Out At The Pool Party, But Your Girlfriend Assured You That She Had Fun
&Amp;Quot;He's An Old Friend,&Amp;Quot; She Said. &Amp;Quot;He's Got Such A Nice House With A Pool,&Amp;Quot; She Said. &Amp;Quot;I'll Be Home In The Morning,&Amp;Quot; She Said.
Your Girlfriend Convinced You To Let Her Wear A Transparent Swimming Costume To Your Friend's Pool Party. You Hadn't Made Her Cum In Weeks So You Knew She Was Going To Fuck The First Guy That Approached Her. What You Didn't Know Was That She Was So Horny
It's A Win-Win
When The Wife Works Late On Valentines Day.
Can You Blame Him For Fucking Her When She Walks Around Like That All Day?