DirtyFamilyPhotos : Ready To Get Going, Cousin?
Ready to get going, cousin?
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
original: https://reddit.com/r/DirtyFamilyPhotos/comments/3voyz8/ready_to_get_going_cousin/
Is This Your Brother, Who Fixed All Of Our Electronics? What Exactly Did You Promise Him?
My Parents Wonder Why I Spend So Long In The Bathroom. And Where My Sister Disappears To.
If I Learned One Thing From My Cousin&Amp;#039;S Wedding, It&Amp;#039;S That My Mexican Aunt Is Very Friendly
Ever Since My Cousin Got Snapchat, She Sends Me Daily Pictures To Remind Me That I&Amp;#039;M Her Favorite Cousin.
With Mom Bored On Her Phone, I Stood Ready To Please; A Simple Flick Of Her Wrist, And I&Amp;#039;M Back On My Knees.
I Licked Up For A Preview As Sis And I Climbed To The Roof.
Sis Must Have Caught Me Staring At The Party, Because She Couldn&Amp;#039;T Help But Tease Me Any Time The Hosts Turned Their Backs
&Amp;Quot;Starting To Like The Farm Life, Cousin? Or Just Your Milk Maid?&Amp;Quot;
One Box Left To Open, Mom&Amp;#039;S Smile Egging On. &Amp;Quot;Please Son Don&Amp;#039;T Stand There Frozen. We&Amp;#039;Ve Not Long While They&Amp;#039;Re Gone.&Amp;Quot;
I Think We&Amp;#039;Ll Be Needing That &Amp;Quot;Do Not Disturb&Amp;Quot; Sign, Mom
Her Shower&Amp;#039;S A Little Cramped, But My Aunt And I Make The Most Of The Space.
Doing Ok Back There Nephew? Just Take It Nice And Slow, And You Won&Amp;#039;T Shoot Off So Quickly This Time.