XXX Porn Pics - I Couldn't Figure Out Why My Aunt Invited Me To Her Fancy Soiree. Until After It Ended.

I couldn't figure out why my aunt invited me to her fancy soiree. Until after it ended.

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When Mom Said That She Wanted To Go Couch Shopping I Thought It'd Be So Boring That I Nearly Refused To Go.

My Sister Was Not Happy That I Locked Her Outside. But Those Few Extra Seconds Of Rain Were All I Needed.

&Amp;Quot;Uh Son, I-Wow. That-We'll Have To Be Quick, Or Your Sister Will Miss Us At The Pool&Amp;Quot;

Mom Has Ways Of Getting Me To Go Shopping

&Amp;Quot;Remember This Sweetie: You'll Never Have Better Than Your Brother.&Amp;Quot;

&Amp;Quot;Yes Bro, I Stole Your Boxers. Hope This Makes Up For It.&Amp;Quot;

Mom Said To Take Care Of The Hooker First--We Had All Night To Celebrate My Birthday.

&Amp;Quot;Are You Sure You Don't Want To Squeeze Under The Blanket Nephew, Before Your Mother Comes Back?&Amp;Quot;

Mom Does This, Then Wonders Why The Bathroom Floors Are So Sticky...

With A Yawn And A Pout, Sis Arose From Her Slumber, &Amp;Quot;Bring That Phone Back To Bed, But Don't You Dare Post On Tumblr.&Amp;Quot;

Hey Mom. Guess How I Know You've Been Thinking About Me?

Do I Have Your Attention Now Bro? You're 21, And We're Doing Shots

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