DirtyFamilyPhotos : &Quot;Shower'S Free--So Is Mommy.&Quot;
"Shower's free--so is mommy."
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
original: https://reddit.com/r/DirtyFamilyPhotos/comments/3fuuyg/showers_freeso_is_mommy/
The Pool Gets Crowded When Mom Invites Her Friends, Too. But I Hardly Mind.
When My Aunt And Cousin Visit, It&Amp;#039;S Not For The Futon.
&Amp;Quot;Son! Quit Backing Up And Give Your Mother A Hug. It&Amp;#039;S Vacation!&Amp;Quot;
Mom Insists That I Hand Over The Camera In Our Hotel Room.
Mom Texted Me Throughout College. Now That I&Amp;#039;M Back, We Can Spend The Lazy Days We Promised Each Other.
Sis Was Lonely On Valentines Day So I Surprised Her In Bed With A Cute Teddy Bear
After Accidentally Exposing My &Amp;Quot;Gift,&Amp;Quot; I Became Much More Popular Around The House.
My Sister Was Drunk And Horny And Refused To Leave My Bedroom Last Night
If The Joint Showers Weren&Amp;#039;T Enough, Mom Now Expects A Full Day Of Entertainment When I Stay Over.
Since My Brother Got Interested In Alternative Photography, He Has Relied On Me To Help Make That Perfect Shot.
With A Bow On Her Head, Red Panties On Bottom, My Dear Sister Would Spread, For The Best Present She&Amp;#039;D Gotten.
At My Third Therapy Session, Only Mom Showed Up. &Amp;Quot;I Think I Know How To...deal With Your Particular Temptations.&Amp;Quot;