DirtyFamilyPhotos : &Quot;Shower's Free--So Is Mommy.&Quot;
"Shower's free--so is mommy."
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
original: https://reddit.com/r/DirtyFamilyPhotos/comments/3fuuyg/showers_freeso_is_mommy/
The Pool Gets Crowded When Mom Invites Her Friends, Too. But I Hardly Mind.
When My Aunt And Cousin Visit, It's Not For The Futon.
&Amp;Quot;Son! Quit Backing Up And Give Your Mother A Hug. It's Vacation!&Amp;Quot;
Mom Insists That I Hand Over The Camera In Our Hotel Room.
Mom Texted Me Throughout College. Now That I'm Back, We Can Spend The Lazy Days We Promised Each Other.
Sis Was Lonely On Valentines Day So I Surprised Her In Bed With A Cute Teddy Bear
After Accidentally Exposing My &Amp;Quot;Gift,&Amp;Quot; I Became Much More Popular Around The House.
My Sister Was Drunk And Horny And Refused To Leave My Bedroom Last Night
If The Joint Showers Weren't Enough, Mom Now Expects A Full Day Of Entertainment When I Stay Over.
Since My Brother Got Interested In Alternative Photography, He Has Relied On Me To Help Make That Perfect Shot.
With A Bow On Her Head, Red Panties On Bottom, My Dear Sister Would Spread, For The Best Present She'd Gotten.
At My Third Therapy Session, Only Mom Showed Up. &Amp;Quot;I Think I Know How To...deal With Your Particular Temptations.&Amp;Quot;