DirtyFamilyPhotos : Uh Sis, Why Are All The Lights Off?
Uh sis, why are all the lights off?
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
original: https://reddit.com/r/DirtyFamilyPhotos/comments/3p9y1t/uh_sis_why_are_all_the_lights_off/
You Wanna Do What With Me, Stepdaddy?!
Luckily, My Aunt Sluts It Up When I&Amp;#039;M In Town.
Sis Just Couldn&Amp;#039;T Wait Until We Got To Up To My Apartment.
&Amp;Quot;Can You Hurry Up Too, Daddy? Now I Really Need That Shower.&Amp;Quot;
I Dressed Up Extra Nice For My Boyfriend, Only To Learn His Sister Is In Town.
My Aunt And I Celebrated Her Divorce With Champagne, And Otherwise.
It&Amp;#039;S Nice That Mom Can Let Her Hair Down Around Me.
My Aunt Asked Me To Help Fire Up An Old Engine Behind Their Shed. She Wasn&Amp;#039;T Talking About The Car.
I Found A Hot Old Pic Of Mom Under Her Bed. I&Amp;#039;M Hoping To Get Her To Recreate It.
That Party Was Boring, Nephew. Maybe Your Aunt Can Entertain You?
&Amp;Quot;Hey Bro, Just Had Another Lame Date. I Wish I Could Just Date You Openly.&Amp;Quot;
Grandma Has Some Wild Stories About Her Time As A Spy During The War. Recently, She Shared Some Old Photos With Me, Too.