DirtyFamilyPhotos : &Quot;Think Everyone's Gone Now, Bro?&Quot;
"Think everyone's gone now, bro?"
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
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Just Got Out Of The Bathroom And Got To See My Sister Enjoying The View Of Our New Apartment... Our New Life Together
&Amp;Quot;It's Bigger Than My Head Bro...what Should We Do With It?&Amp;Quot;
My Aunt Specified That I Would Be On The Couch During My Stay But, In Retrospect, Not Alone.
What, Bro? You're Only In Pj Bottoms.
When I Helped Build The Deck, I Didn't Realize What Mom Expected Us To Use It For.
Woke Up, Crept Into The Spare Bedroom. Mom Was Waiting.
Mom Says If We Wake Up Early Enough, I Can Always Have A Hot Breakfast.
As Soon As She Filed The Divorce Papers, Mom Rushed To My Office To Spread The Good News.
When My Aunt Mentioned It Was A Nudist Beach, I Packed Us Plenty Of Lotion.
Quit Giggling, Nephew! You Asked For This, Now Take It Seriously.
They May Live In A Backwater Apartment Complex, But My Cousin Has No Shortage Of Friendliness.
As Presents Go On Christmas Night, My Sis Won't Be Forgotten: &Amp;Quot;Take Off That New Sweater, And Come Fuck Me Rotten.&Amp;Quot;