DirtyFamilyPhotos : &Quot;Like The New Glasses, Bro?&Quot;
"Like the new glasses, bro?"
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
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&Amp;Quot;Now Nephew, Is That Any Way To Greet Your Aunt?&Amp;Quot;
So, Mom May Have Figured Out That My Sister And I Haven't Been Studying For This Entire Time.
When Dad Unexpectedly Came Home Early, Mom Didn't Have Much Time To Apologize Before I'd Dumped My Load In Her, Again.
Really Glad Mom Has Her Own Office.
Cheap Motel. Mom Won't Tell.
It's A Bit Of A Squeeze At My Aunt's Every Year, But A Happy One.
I May Have Spent Too Much Time Alone With My Aunt On This Tropical Paradise.
To Stay Hydrated Myself, I Just Sucked Up Some Of The Water My Sister Was Spilling.
Don't Think Too Much About It, Sis. You, Me, We'll Just Hop In The Shower.
&Amp;Quot;No Son, I Can't See Anyone. Why Do You Ask?&Amp;Quot;
I Leave For A Minute To Make Breakfast, And My Girlfriend Sneaks Into My Sister's Room.
When Things Got...awkward In Our Hometown, Sis And I Promised Each Other A Fresh Start Someplace New.