DirtyFamilyPhotos : &Quot;Like The New Glasses, Bro?&Quot;
"Like the new glasses, bro?"
The ones that don't go on the slide reel
original: https://reddit.com/r/DirtyFamilyPhotos/comments/56jbz7/like_the_new_glasses_bro/
&Amp;Quot;Now Nephew, Is That Any Way To Greet Your Aunt?&Amp;Quot;
So, Mom May Have Figured Out That My Sister And I Haven&Amp;#039;T Been Studying For This Entire Time.
When Dad Unexpectedly Came Home Early, Mom Didn&Amp;#039;T Have Much Time To Apologize Before I&Amp;#039;D Dumped My Load In Her, Again.
Really Glad Mom Has Her Own Office.
Cheap Motel. Mom Won&Amp;#039;T Tell.
It&Amp;#039;S A Bit Of A Squeeze At My Aunt&Amp;#039;S Every Year, But A Happy One.
I May Have Spent Too Much Time Alone With My Aunt On This Tropical Paradise.
To Stay Hydrated Myself, I Just Sucked Up Some Of The Water My Sister Was Spilling.
Don&Amp;#039;T Think Too Much About It, Sis. You, Me, We&Amp;#039;Ll Just Hop In The Shower.
&Amp;Quot;No Son, I Can&Amp;#039;T See Anyone. Why Do You Ask?&Amp;Quot;
I Leave For A Minute To Make Breakfast, And My Girlfriend Sneaks Into My Sister&Amp;#039;S Room.
When Things Got...awkward In Our Hometown, Sis And I Promised Each Other A Fresh Start Someplace New.