The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
Dragging My Drunk Sister Home From The Party, She Suggested We Hold Up For A Few Minutes.
On The Second Day Of Vacation With My Sister, I Awoke To Two Inspiring Views.
City Life's Fine For Some Folks. But I'm Happy Out On The Farm, With My Sister.
When Moving To A New House, Mom And I Ensured That The Bath Tub Could Accommodate Two People.
My Sister Couldn't Resist Bringing Our Waitress Back To Our Hotel Room When The Bar Closed - She Wasn't The Only One Getting A Tip At The End Of The Night
When My Son Got His First Job, I Agreed He Should Get A Man's Welcome When He Comes Home, Too.
Some Of Our Vacation Photos We Had To Keep From Dad.
&Amp;Quot;So Brother, What Do You Think Of The New Bathing Suit?&Amp;Quot;
My Sister's A Terrible Cook, But We End Up Spending A Lot Of Time In The Kitchen.
Out On The Farm, My Sister Always Wants To Horse Around. Or &Amp;Quot;Doggy.&Amp;Quot;
Mom Is Such A Freak, Some Times She Just Pulls Out Her Ass And Says, &Amp;Quot;Fuck Me, Here And Now.&Amp;Quot;
The Pool Gets Crowded When Mom Invites Her Friends, Too. But I Hardly Mind.
When My Aunt And Cousin Visit, It's Not For The Futon.
Mom's Yoga Lessons Were Really Paying Off
&Amp;Quot;You Think I'm Still Perky, Right Nephew?&Amp;Quot;
After Accidentally Exposing My &Amp;Quot;Gift,&Amp;Quot; I Became Much More Popular Around The House.
Mom Still Waits Up For Me To Stumble Home Late. She Calls It &Amp;Quot;Round Two.&Amp;Quot;
After A Quick Tour Of The Beach House, My Cousin Showed Me Where We Would End Up Spending Much Of The Summer--A Secluded Shed.
Mom Wears A Robe Around The House When Dad Is Around. But I Still Know What's Underneath.
If You Had Twin Sisters, You'd Love The Double Kiss As Well.
My Sister Has An Unfair Advantage In Pillow Fights: Two Spares.
Don't Grimace, Sis. You're Next.
&Amp;Quot;Are You Suure You Don't Need To Help Me Fix That Thing In The Shed, Brother?&Amp;Quot;
Aunty Can Make A Game Out Of Anything.
As I've Learned Many Times, One Does Not Simply Try On Clothes For Mom In Her Bedroom.
The Floors In Our House Are Too Creaky, So Bro Has Me Hop Up On The Kitchen Counter.
Hey, Nehew. Don't Tell Your Mother, Okay?
Family Reunions Always Become A Lot More Fun When My Cousins Arrive.
Aunty Lured Me To Her Ranch With One Promise: As Many Rides As I Wanted.
&Amp;Quot;Mm, I Must Have Dozed Off, Bro. But You Can See I Was Waiting For You.&Amp;Quot;
When Only My Sisters And I Were Left At The House Part, We Thought &Amp;Quot;Why Not?&Amp;Quot;
I Love Having Aunt Carol In The House For The Holidays.
&Amp;Quot;Son! Quit Backing Up And Give Your Mother A Hug. It's Vacation!&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;Son? I Think I Should Squeeze In Back With You For The Rest Of The Trip. What Do You Think?&Amp;Quot;
Living At Home Again, Mom And I Have Had Quite A Few &Amp;Quot;Sorry, Not Sorry&Amp;Quot; Moments.
When I Found My Sister's Toy, I Handed It Straight To Mom. Who Let Me Watch The Result.
&Amp;Quot;Come Unwrap Your Present, Daddy.&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;Show Me Yours&Amp;Quot; Was One Thing, Buts Sis Freaked A Little At My Next Suggestion.
My Aunt Has Always Had A Certain Irresistible Style.
I Left The Oil By The Pool. My Sisters' Curiosity Took Care Of The Rest.
Piano Lessons Are Just The Cover My Aunt And I Use.
After Seeing Up Close, I Was Wary For More. But Sis Promised The Most, Wondrous Feeling By Far.
I've Seen The Way You Stare At Me Nephew - Now That We Are Alone, What Is Going Through Your Head?
Mom And I Greeted The Sun Together, And Another Day Alone At The Family Cabin
When I Moved To College, I Brought Mom First To My New Dorm Room. The Mattress Needed To Be Christened.
I'm A Bit Of A Pool Shark, But I Only Use It On My Sister.
&Amp;Quot;Well Bro, You Heard Mom. Think You Can Take Care Of Things Around The House While They're Gone?&Amp;Quot;
Not Long After We Found A More Quiet Spot On The Beach, My Sister Started Getting More Comfortable.
My Step-Daughter's Cameltoe Became Very Distracting.
Mom Didn't Even Know I Was Home Until I Walked Into My Room To See Her Watching Some Of Her &Amp;Quot;Adult Movies&Amp;Quot;
My Girlfriend Didn't Quite Understand, But When I Come Home From A Long Trip, Mom Is Always The First To See Me.
My Sister's Been Begging For Me To Take Her To A Spa For Months. I'm Glad I Finally Did.
My Sister Sent This To Both My Bother And Me. The Bath Only Fits Two.
Mom Grew Up In A Well-To-Do Family. She Was The Hippie.
&Amp;Quot;Shower's Free--So Is Mommy.&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;Yes Son, I Can Handle My Wine&Amp;Quot; Mom Reassured Me.
One Squeeze, But Don't Tell Your Father.
My Roommate's Dick Is So Nice, I Just Had To Share It With My Sister.
&Amp;Quot;You Really Like This Sweater, Nephew?&Amp;Quot;
My Aunt Is Always My First Choice To Pick Me Up From The Airport.
