The Ones That Don't Go On The Slide Reel
Guess Who's Not Here Bro. Wanna Play Boyfriend And Girlfriend?
My Sister Couldn't Wait To Surprise Me On My Birthday, She Got Me The Best Presents Ever
My Aunt, My Cousins, None Of Their Husbands, And A Lot Of Booze. I Hope This Becomes A Family Tradition.
Since My Sister And I Had To Make Our Own Thanksgiving In Our Apartment This Year, The Whole Family Wanted Photos. But Most We Weren’t Keen On Sharing.
We Were Taught The Importance Of Finding Common Ground, So My Sister And I Always Bring Something The Other Wants To The Table.
Now That My Aunt Is Single Again, She Sends Me All Her Selfies.
&Amp;Quot;Has Your Brother Finally Come To Join Us? It's About Time.&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;Ugh, No Becky, Sucking Your Brother's Balls After A Big Game Isn't The Equivalent Of A 'High Five.'&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;Come To Join Mommy In The Tub?&Amp;Quot;
As Soon As I Finish One Household Duty, Mom Reminds Me Of Another.
&Amp;Quot;Alright Bro, You Can Wait In My Dressing Room. But Put Your Cock Away Until After The Show.&Amp;Quot;
Ever Since My Cousin Got Snapchat, She Sends Me Daily Pictures To Remind Me That I'm Her Favorite Cousin.
With My Little Princess All Grown Up Now, She Has To Earn Nice Things The Same Way Her Mommy Does.
Is This Your Brother, Who Fixed All Of Our Electronics? What Exactly Did You Promise Him?
I Licked Up For A Preview As Sis And I Climbed To The Roof.
Sis Likes To Pretend That We're Old English Royalty When We're Fucking. Something About Carrying On The Pure Bloodline...
Well, Nephew... I Suppose I Didn't Really Ask You Over To Help Me Set Up The Tv.
You Can Put It Wherever You Want. Mommy Won't Tell.
If I Learned One Thing From My Cousin's Wedding, It's That My Mexican Aunt Is Very Friendly
&Amp;Quot;Want To Join Us, Bro?&Amp;Quot;
Ready To Get Going, Cousin?
Sis Must Have Caught Me Staring At The Party, Because She Couldn't Help But Tease Me Any Time The Hosts Turned Their Backs
One Box Left To Open, Mom's Smile Egging On. &Amp;Quot;Please Son Don't Stand There Frozen. We've Not Long While They're Gone.&Amp;Quot;
&Amp;Quot;And Just What Is Wrong With A 'Floss' Bikini, Cousin?&Amp;Quot;
My Parents Wonder Why I Spend So Long In The Bathroom. And Where My Sister Disappears To.
With Mom Bored On Her Phone, I Stood Ready To Please; A Simple Flick Of Her Wrist, And I'm Back On My Knees.
&Amp;Quot;Starting To Like The Farm Life, Cousin? Or Just Your Milk Maid?&Amp;Quot;
I Think We'll Be Needing That &Amp;Quot;Do Not Disturb&Amp;Quot; Sign, Mom
Doing Ok Back There Nephew? Just Take It Nice And Slow, And You Won't Shoot Off So Quickly This Time.
Sis Gets In A Double Warm Up Every Morning.
Bro! Stop Laughing And Find Where You Threw My Bottom. My Date Will Be Here Any Minute.
&Amp;Quot;Sure You Can't Drop Me Off Bro? I'll Pay You Back.&Amp;Quot;
Happy Easter, Nephew. Is He Risen?
Close The Door Bro Before Mom Hears Us
“One Indian Guru Is As Good As Another” I Said When I Swapped My Sister’s Yoga Books For The Kama Sutra.
I Tend To Agree That Sis Found Something Better To Spend Her College Money On.
Her Shower's A Little Cramped, But My Aunt And I Make The Most Of The Space.
Truth Or Dare Was Fun At My Sister's Sleepover Party, Until Her Friends Started Taking Pictures.
Well Bro, Touch It Already. That's Why We Came In Here, Right?
The First Time Wasn't Rushed. My Aunt Just Walked In, Sat Down, And Asked &Amp;Quot;Were You Looking At These At Dinner?&Amp;Quot;
My Sister Acts Like Every Picture Is Going On Instagram.
Mom And I Can't Wait Much Longer...
&Amp;Quot;You're Sure You Locked The Entrance To The Pool Area, Right Cousin?&Amp;Quot;
The Bad News Is, My Mom And Sister Take The Longest Showers. The Good News Is, I'm Welcome To Join Them.
On My Way To Bed, Mom Suggested We Stay Up A Little Later.
It’s Not Cheering For A Running Back When Mom Screams “Pound That Hole” On Sundays.
I Think Sis Could Feel When I Finally Came Inside Her. I Was Just Amazed At How Encouraging Mom Had Been Since She Found Us.
Mom Threw A Crazy Bachelorette Party For Her Co-Worker, Without Mentioning The That Main Entertainment Was Her Son
Yep, My Daughter Got The Troublemaking Genes.
Mom Preaches Safety First In All Things.
&Amp;Quot;You Know I Suck At Golf, Bro. Can't We Just Focus On This Hole?&Amp;Quot;
Auntie Thought I Would Be Embarrassed To Spend A Weekend With Her At The Nudist Colony- We Didn't Spend Much Time Outdoors, But That Was For Other Reasons
Though We Kept Up Through Texting Since The Summer, It's Great To See My Aunt Again Over The Holidays.
Sis Only Knows How To Bake Weed Brownies, But That's Fine With Me.
I Try To Use Good Manners, But It’s Always Been Hard To Maintain Solid Eye Contact At Home.
&Amp;Quot;Every Day? You'll Be Lucky If I Let You Do This Once A Week, Brother.&Amp;Quot;
I'm Not Above Stealing My Sister's Bikini By The Pool, Especially When She Has To Wrestle Me To Get It Back.
On The Rare Occasions That My Sister Cooks, There's Always Something Juicy In The Kitchen.
You Know It's Just Us Going Out To Dinner, Right Sis? &Amp;Quot;I Know.&Amp;Quot;
Wanna Pet The Sweater Puppies, Bro?
