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When you remember what you forgot to get at the market.
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That Tingling Feeling In Your Nose Seconds Before You Sneeze
When You're Too Drunk To Get Yourself To Bed, So Your Bud Helps You Out.
When Your Dad Is So Mad At You He's Looking Forward To Beating Your Ass.
Not Getting It
When You Hit Your Pinky Toe On The Corner Of The Bed
Sitting Down Without Looking
When You Find Concrete Proof Of The Existence Of Bigfoot And You Realise Sir David Attenborough Could Be The One To Narrate Your Life Story.
Trying To Read A Sign When You’re Not Wearing Your Glasses
That Look Of Concentration When You Take The Time To Choose The Ripest Watermelon.
When Your Mate Helps You To Scrub Your Back But Does It A Bit Too Hard
When Your Dad Whispers A Dirty Joke In Your Ear So Your Mum Doesn't Overhear
Just Some Hangover Wrestling With Your Bud After A Night Of Drinking.